I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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