I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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