if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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