what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
50% drunk capacity currently
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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