whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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