at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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