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(360): View more from Washington

so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy

(360): View more from Washington

man i love america

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(813): View more from Florida

for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!

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(319): View more from Iowa

just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he thanks me after handjobs.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

you found the perfect man.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.

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