Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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