I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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I need you to use more vowels.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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