If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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