I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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