walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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