She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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