And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The beers last night were like the tears from god
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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