Someone shit on the floor
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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