It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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