News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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