Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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