Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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