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we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I got her a Nickelback box set.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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