Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he puts the penis in happiness.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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