Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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