TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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