So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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