your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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