im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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