idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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