God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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