you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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