Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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