Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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