My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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