I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
false alarm, still single
You don't make any sense
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