i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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