I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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