awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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