it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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