She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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