The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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