HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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