I was born with a shot glass in my hand
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I licked your asshole in confidence.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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