I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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