No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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