Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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