I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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