I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
pop tarts are not kleenex
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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