is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
