i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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