so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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