I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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