If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i out mim tonsoeep
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