I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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