Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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