Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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