everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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